this kid is going places
why are a bunch of cabbages singing
because it’s time for their annual festival
Just watch it
Why have I never thought of doing this
im in fuckng tears
Tears are streaming down my face.
having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”
I feel so uncomfortable
this is one of the funniest things i’ve ever read
fun prank idea: go to starbucks and tell the cashier your name is “Dad.” then when the barista starts calling “Dad??” “DAD?” “DAD” you can hide behind the crowd of people and watch as he begins to cry. why did his father leave him
Taco Bell reigns supreme.
dip n’ dots will make my panties drop
This was how you did it in 1995, guys.
What do you mean did?
I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
Interviewer: So what Diet are you on?
she’s a fucking inspiration, I love her so much