At work today, a customer tried to flirt with me (I’m a hostess at a restaurant):
Me: Would you like to sit over there with our bartender, Amanda?
Customer: Is she as pretty as you?
Me: She’s even PRETTIER!
Me: *avoids customer very obviously until he leaves*
…I literally turned away to get out of his path later on…he noticed…ugh. DON’T FLIRT WITH ME, PLEASE. I GET SO UNCOMFORTABLE.